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quotes
“sunrise, parabellum”
--Disco Elysium, 2019"INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER"
--The Last Question, Isaac Asimov, 1956“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“lmao" *said Gandalf, *“well it has.”
--@/joshcarlosjosh, Twitter, 2021“April is the cruellest month”
--The Waste Land, T.S. Eliot, 1922"pog"
-- me, the Soup groupchat, 2022"Culture does not make people. People make culture."
--We should all be feminists, C. N. Adichie, 2014"pure of heart, dumb of ass"
-- unclear source"Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don’t have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot?"
-- Fallout: New Vegas, 2010"IM GONNA BLEND THE ANTS"
-- me, the Soup groupchat, 2022"The long night had come again."
-- Nightfall, Isaac Asimov, 1941“The furies are at home in the mirror; it is their address.
Even the clearest water, if deep enough can drown.”
-- R.S Thomas, Reflection --> Seen in Disco Elysium, 2019"@everyone what's your opinion on worm cheese :)"
-- me, the Soup groupchat, 2022"A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION."
-- IBM training slide from the 70s"We are on the side of art"
--CJ the X, The Kronk Effect, 2022"do you call the wii oui in france"
--me, the Soup groupchat, 2022"foolish fool who foolishly dreams of foolish dreams... FOOLISH reasoning for a foolish fool from a foolishingly foolish fool meant to fool me..."
-- Franziska Von Karma, Ace Attorney, 2002"A story is true. A story is untrue. As time extends, it matters less and less. The stories we want to believe... those are the ones that survive, despite upheaval and transition, and progress. Those are the stories that shape history."
--Jack Rackham, Black Sails, 2014-2017[yelling YOUNG MAN in #general with the full intention of starting a audio-less karaoke session at 2AM]
-- take a wild guess"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
-Hamlet, Shakespeare. Tsunderes have had it hard ever since"AFTER LIFE -- DEATH; AFTER DEATH -- LIFE AGAIN. AFTER THE WORLD -- THE PALE; AFTER THE PALE -- THE WORLD AGAIN."
--Disco Elysium, 2019"They painted the world full of shadows and then tell their children to stay close to the light. Their lights. Their reasons, their judgements, because in the darkness there be dragons. But it isn’t true. In the dark there are discoveries, there are possibilities, there is freedom in the dark, once someone has illuminated it."
--Captain Flint, Black Sails, 2014-2017"you're whatting me"
--A.J., the Soup groupchat, 2022"We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
--11, Doctor Who, 2005"deez nuts"
--me, the Soup groupchat, 2022"Run fast. Laugh hard. Be kind"
--12, Doctor Who, 2017"ah yes, my favourite black sails character. charizard"
--T, the Soup groupchat, 2022"The Brothers Grimm - lovely fellows, they're on my darts team. According to them, there was this emperor, and he asks this shepherd's boy, "How many seconds in eternity?" And the shepherd's boy says, "There's this mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it, and an hour to go around it! Every hundred years, a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiselled away, the first second of eternity will have passed!" You must think that's a hell of a long time... personally, I think that’s a hell of a bird."
--12, Doctor Who, 2015"You and I are all as much continuous with the physical universe as a wave is continuous with the ocean."
--Everything, 2017"MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!"
--Miles Edgeworth, professional prosecutor, Phoneix Wright: Ace Attorney, 2001"Where does this come from? All this? Around us? The world?” “Not even the birds know that. Not even the water lilies.” “We need to know. Perhaps it’s sent to us by a god?” “ I think we should eat it. If it’s a leaf you can put it in your mouth. Or a reed. Yum yum.”
--Disco Elysium, 2019"[tchaikovsky] is my boy. my support orchestra man. the apple of my eye and the light of my life. i press play on the nutcracker and i feel at peace. post nut clarity, if you will"
--me, the Soup groupchat, 2022“This is the only story I will ever be able to tell”
--The Secret History, Donna Tartt, 1992"She freezes, blood draining from her face. "I-I found him," she says, pointing a shaky finger to the karaoke machine."
--A Brief For The Defense, Ophelia W., 2022"“She looks up: ‘It’s like the crowning of the world. It’s insane. Very disco. You’d love it.’ ”
--Disco Elysium, 2019"come on!! There's supposed to be a little bit of drunken debauchery-- and if not debauchery then that dare I even say some hijinks!" She waves her arms around in a wide circle, "But look around! Not a single hijink in sight!" [...]
"NOooooooOOoo! Nick, that's so depressing! We can't just abandon these sad, repressed little nerds to their sad, repressed little party!!"
--A Brief For The Defense, Ophelia W., 2022"Noctu Orfei Aude Fraetor / Phaidoari Afairynghor / Arae Aryrha / Mayenab Dysheebudo / Sybilladura Lelladybura / Lyonne / Phasansheer Shearylla"
--Little Witch Academia, 2013-2017"box: meow
schrodinger: ignore that"
-- @/ellewasamistake, Twitter, 2020"But brains are meat with electricity inside and memory is not a reliable thing."
-- justawavefunction"that's okay, it's just vibes with extra steps"
-- unclear source"May good fortune rule over you. / Peace live in your heart. / And the stars watch over you."
-Eragon, C. Paolini"I dreamt for so long. My flesh was dull gold...and my blood, rotted. Corpse after corpse, left in my wake.. As I awaited... his return.
Heed my words.
I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeat."
-Malenia, Blade of Miquella, Elden Ring (2019)The entirety of "Brave as a Noun" by AJJ and "Saint Bernard" by Lincoln"Finlay was one of the few survivors of the Battle of Aeonia, who in an unimaginable act of heroism carried the slumbering demigod Malenia all the way back to the Haligtree. She managed the feat alone, fending off all manner of foes along the way."
-Cleanrot Knight Finlay Ashes, Elden Ring (2019)"In Marika's own words. O Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order. Thou'rt yet to become me. Thou'rt yet to become a god. Let us be shattered, both. Mine other self."
-Elden Ring (2019)"There was once a very great American surgeon named Halsted. He was married to a nurse. He loved her-immeasurably. One day Halsted noticed that his wife’s hands were chapped and red when she came back from surgery. And so he invented rubber gloves. For her. It is one of the great love stories in medicine. The difference between inspired medicine and uninspired medicine is love.
When I met Ana I knew:
I loved her to the point of invention."
- Sarah Ruhl, The Clean House (2004)"Che le succede?""Stanotte ha sentito un odore di rose."
"Allora morirà mezzo paese."
[...]Entrò in modo così silenzioso che la donna trasalì."Dio santo", esclamò, "credevo fossi l'arcangelo Gabriele."
-- Gabriel Garcìa Màrquez, Il mare del tempo perduto, (1961)"Dio mio" pensai allora, confusa dallo sconvolgimento del tempo. "Adesso non mi stupirebbe se mi chiamassero per andare ad assistere alla messa di domenica scorsa."
-- Gabriel Garcìa Màrquez, Monologo di Isabel mentre vede piovere su Macondo, (1955)
yes i mained lucio when overwatch was a thing, what gave it away
A wealthy businessman was walking along the beach when he was horrified to see a fisherman lying lazily in his boat."Why aren't you out fishing? There's still lots of time in the day to catch more fish!" said the businessman."Because I caught enough fish today. After I enjoy this sun for a bit, I'm going to go back home and play with the kids. Then at night, my family is going to meet up with friends to sing and dance." replied the fisherman."As a wealthy and successful businessman, I advise you to go out there and catch more fish.""What would I do with them?""You could earn more money," said the businessman. "Then with the extra money, you could buy a bigger boat, go into deeper waters, and catch more fish. Then you would make enough money to buy nylon nets. With the nets, you could catch even more fish and make even more money. With that money you could own two boats, maybe three boats. Eventually you could have a whole fleet of boats and be rich like me.""Then what would I do?" asked the fisherman."Then," *said the businessman, * "you could really enjoy life."*The fisherman looked at the businessman quizzically and asked, * "What do you think I'm doing now?"